Miscellaneous: Today, after I'd spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move...

By IMayBeAFool - 13/10/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, after I'd spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years, she confessed she's a mental patient who stole someone else's identity. She was telling the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:44 - Canada

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML

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Scammers gonna scam

By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML

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By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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By Goodtimes - 01/10/2019 20:01

Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By mrrichkid - 06/03/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML

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By Justus Buhler - 03/03/2017 02:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 18:01 - Canada - North Bay

Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By housematefromhell - 21/07/2018 21:29

Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML

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larselduderino 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 12:33

After you spent two and a half years with this broad, how could you not notice she was a mental patient? Not only that, but if it took you THIS LONG to notice, what difference does it make if she is or isn't? As far as spending that much money to move in with YOUR GIRLFRIEND... well you're just a moron for that. No sympathy deserved.

greenltrn2003 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 12:31

crazy bitch huh?

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cthulhu1138 1

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:09

Sounds kinky.

jailbot 7

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:32

But if you haven't noticed her crazy then what is the problem? Stolen identity aside, she is still your girlfriend.

avcureton_101 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:45

OMG that is hi-larious!! wow that really sucks though, but more funny than not!

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:50

So what? That doesn't change your relationship. I mean, she could have never confessed, as many many many other people in the world would do. Besides, almost everyone has a ******* mental problem these days, or think they do.

deucebrew 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:52

The real question is this... Does she f*ck so good you're on top of it?

Masculino 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 18:03

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kukopia 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 18:08

N E I . . Not Enuff Info . . . LOTS missing; How does it cost $3,000 to move in with someone?!? Are you moving across the country? Have you actually met her?!?!? Or are you getting a place for the 2 of you to live together? Is she currently a mental patient or is she telling you about her past? If current, is she on medication?? Is the identity you know her as the one she stole or her real one? You have NO ****** way to know when she's lying to you. Why assume the ID theft story is the truth?!? If she's got 2 IDs, are you doing a 3-way with them?!?!