By e_edge - 05/06/2011 06:48 - United States

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Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML
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marinus_fml 19

Did your brothers friends smile and give you a seedy wink? I would have. ;)

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Miss_Michaela 10

Answer back: "I already have..." That'd have shut her up.

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Eternityfalls 0

hahahaha lmao XD

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Boricuaa 0

lmaoo, your moms cool jaja

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Clarice1 9

Does she think you actually *blow* on it? Poor Dad.

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heyitsdiamond 5

sometimes parents surprise me but that was rude of her to try and make her self look cool in front of your bros friends

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souljacker 11

How embarrassing to find that your mother doesn't understand how to give a ********! Lmao

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drew24 1

Sounds like a complement to me!

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Baron_Kaz 15

Wait one sec, yeah I know it's called "blowing", but it's actually "suction". May wanna clarify that to mom.

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Andrei I 9

what does lung pressure have to do with sex??

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