By e_edge - 05/06/2011 06:48 - United States

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Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML
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marinus_fml 19

Did your brothers friends smile and give you a seedy wink? I would have. ;)

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Miss_Michaela 10

Answer back: "I already have..." That'd have shut her up.

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sdmarti 0

really??? wut r u doin this weekend?

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jobsman99 0

sounds like it is time for a mother daughter contest in blowing up balloons. maybe the lung capacity is hereditary.

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Loaffer 2

Hahaha LQTM and I am gonna have to used that

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katialovesfml 0

how does blowing help with bj's. are you going to blow air on his dick?

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prismis 0

how ***** are formed... thanks mom!!

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Magnimus 4

Op, your mom was just being a little funny, because believe me, although the autopilot scene from airplane might lead you to believe otherwise, that's not really how sex works at all.

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