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hey! maybe if you were drunk enough to fall asleep on the Q train for the full ride, maybe you were drunk enough to piss all over the poor homeless man? hmmm...? then you really deserved that ticket ha
shit your pants and everything will be fine NEXT!
Insensitive brat.
I was about to give this a YDI. Then I read the last sentence. That sucks. FYL.
I never take the subway when I'm drunk... That's just asking for trouble...
Oh man, fell asleep? Your lucky your wallet wasn't stolen. Also, don't sweat it. Showing you have a home and stuff will come out when you have your hearing for the ticket, and that it was an honest error.
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sucks dude, but seriously, why would he ticket the homeless guy he has no money
Explain to a NY cop? lolol