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By sleepyt127 - 07/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, after leaving a bar I fell asleep on the Q train heading home. I awoke at 5am in Coney Island, end of the line, to a cop poking me with his baton. He gave me a ticket for "Subway Vagrancy" even though I have a job and an apartment. He didn't ticket the homeless man next to me covered in piss. FML
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Same thing different taste

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sucks dude, but seriously, why would he ticket the homeless guy he has no money

brodizzle 0

Explain to a NY cop? lolol

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hey! maybe if you were drunk enough to fall asleep on the Q train for the full ride, maybe you were drunk enough to piss all over the poor homeless man? hmmm...? then you really deserved that ticket ha

SpunkT 0

You can probably pay your ticket, he can't. Put two and two together. It's not being nice, it's being practical. But they usually try to get them off the train.

I was about to give this a YDI. Then I read the last sentence. That sucks. FYL.

Sound_Understood 0

My friend was arrested for putting his feet up on the subway seat next to him, so I guess if you look at it in context it's not so bad... Maybe...?

Monty_Python 0

That sucks. Funny though.

ohhhhshizzz 0

What a douchebag, but atleast you aren't drunk driving eh?

I never take the subway when I'm drunk... That's just asking for trouble...

Funtertaining11 0

Oh, my goodess. That really stinks. The homeless guy, really? That's disgusting. The authority these days...

Oh man, fell asleep? Your lucky your wallet wasn't stolen. Also, don't sweat it. Showing you have a home and stuff will come out when you have your hearing for the ticket, and that it was an honest error.