By Ergon_Talfo - 09/11/2014 00:43 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, after moving to a new neighbourhood, I went to meet my new neighbour. When she opened the door, all she said was, "Oh not you again!", and shut the door in my face. I have no memory of her. FML
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Ergon_Talfo 16

I knocked on the door again and she yelled for me to go away saying she didn't want to buy anything. At this point I understood what was going on. As it turns out, for the past couple days she's been getting salesmen knock on her door and try to sell her something. We talked it out and is clarified that I was actually her new neighbour an not someone trying to sell her something. In the end everything turned out alright and she actually brought me fresh baked cookies later on. They were good. Anyways just wanted to clear up that it was a misunderstanding and she didn't mean any harm.

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krd 8

I didn't realize people bringing new neighbors baked goods was actually a thing....

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Ergon_Talfo 16

PS thank you all for making me laugh and thankfully she wasn't drunk or high.

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missreader 14

maby they mistaken you for someone els by accident

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Ergon_Talfo 16

I knocked on the door again and she yelled for me to go away saying she didn't want to buy anything. At this point I understood what was going on. As it turns out, for the past couple days she's been getting salesmen knock on her door and try to sell her something. We talked it out and is clarified that I was actually her new neighbour an not someone trying to sell her something. In the end everything turned out alright and she actually brought me fresh baked cookies later on. They were good. Anyways just wanted to clear up that it was a misunderstanding and she didn't mean any harm.

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Ergon_Talfo 16

PS thank you all for making me laugh and thankfully she wasn't drunk or high.

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krd 8

I didn't realize people bringing new neighbors baked goods was actually a thing....

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tnebert 8

It is, and it's great, but when they bring you fresh tomatoes and peppers from their backyard garden it's even better.

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Ergon_Talfo 16

She brought the cookies as an apology for being rude and I invited her in and we chatted. We have a plan to annoy the next guy that tries to sell her something. We're going to wait for him to come, then I'm going to pretend to try and sell HIM something. While it might not get rid of the people selling her stuff, it'll be a lot of fun for the both of us.

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sturschaedel 27

Try selling him a special bible that will "wash away the sin of greed from his wayward lifestyle", since his life is focused around selling stuff beyond it's innate worth. Use the words "or else you will burn in HELL for ETERNITY!" Tell him it is on limited special offer and costs "only" *insert price at least five times higher than what it says on the still attached store price sticker*. If he points that out, tell him "but it's special! And on limited special offer!" If you even get that far before he runs from "the lunatic next door" ;-)

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Sansa_fml 38

#45, you're a genius. OP should try that!

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Enchiladattack 11

YDI for spelling neighborhood with a 'u'. DOWN WITH CANADA

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incoherentrmblr 21

To hell with your neighbor. They'll know who you are one day...

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Ichiya 29

Get a friend or pay someone with missing limbs to help.Buy a fake knife. Then cover you both with fake blood. Have the friend drag themselves out of your house at night screaming for help. You chase them out waving the blood covered knife yelling that you aren't finished yet. Then clean it all up before the police show up. Be drinking tea with the friend when the police knock on your door. Make them think they are crazy.

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ash0158 15

@49 Whhhhhhat?!? I'm pretty sure I want to up vote this because it's so random I think it might actually work

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Ergon_Talfo 16

HAHAHA! #45, sadly he hasn't come yet but if I'm able to remember all that I'll try it.

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sparky333441 18

She probably mistook you as someone else.

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Mr23 9

We've kinda known that for two days now. Refer to #32 for explanation and #45 for (proposed) shenanigans.

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EchoSerenity 15

#49, I think that just might work, cops take forever to get somewhere even more so if it is an emergency.

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