By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 08:00 - Australia

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Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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fwongraven 10

FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.

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AesopSessions 0

oh my god, there's absolutely no other question in the world that I would possibly ask if I was in his situation.

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Cabbotage 0

bisexuality lol. another mental illness. ydi for being weird.

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Hard_Luck_Aussie 4

100% yes, that's the best thing ever get into it you, bf and another girl FTMFW. it's great trust me my fiancée is bi and she loves another girl with us

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nadia716 3

You should have replied "Why? So you can disappoint two ladies in the sack instead of one?" :] I'm sure he supports you op but he went about it immaturely.

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chasadilla 0

you should choose a more understanding and accepting guy, who loves you for who you are, like.....me

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tristablairr 0

The same thing happened to me, except i'm 14 so it made it a lot worse.

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SugarBaby983 0

He has to celebrate some how!(;

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meintx2001 1

OP, if you aren't into 3 somes, then why tell him? Were you letting him know that you are or planning to cheat on him with a girl? Were you telling him that its ok to get some strange cause you do? Why tell him that? You had to know he was going to fantasize about it. So was it to torment him sexually? Why?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Oh my god. Just because she is bi does not mean she is going to OR willing to cheat on him with ANYONE (girl OR guy). It simply means she's attracted to both. A straight man is attracted to women. Does that automatically mean he's going to cheat on his girlfriend with another girl? NO! It just means he's only attracted to women. There are guys (and girls) out there who don't cheat. She told him she's bisexual because she wants him to know everything about her. What's the point of keeping secrets in a relationship? You really don't get anything out of it. You're... ugh. That comment was so dumb.

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meintx2001 1

She obviously doesn't know him that well if she didn't think that might be his answer. So at this point in their relationship it served no purpose in telling him that. If the purpose was to share and learn, well she learned a little about him.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

How do you know she doesn't know her boyfriend well? What if she was waiting until she felt comfortable that he wouldn't leave her to tell him that she's bisexual?

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