Intimacy: Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning,...

By ashlee - 31/08/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

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By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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By jackie89 - 10/08/2014 19:26 - United Kingdom - Redruth

Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

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By melissa1028 - 18/10/2014 02:23 - United States

Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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Tuesday 31 August 2010 23:32

KICK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

ChristyCarnegie 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 23:37

Wow! Text her back and say, "Are you planning to breathe tonight *****" Omg I hope your husband gets major karma and his 'Boss' too.

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XxQuartersxX 14

Friday 30 August 2013 8:42

Thats incredibly unfortunate. Im so sorry to read of your predicament. :( Hes scum -_-

doglover100 28

Saturday 8 March 2014 13:08

Kick his ass to the curb.

bella519 2

Tuesday 3 June 2014 0:06

Omg I hope you kick his and his "boss's" ass!

niome_fml 9

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:55

Shoot. Just point to the door

paolino_fml 18

Monday 3 November 2014 23:49

Just saying there must have been somebody to strap her down the chair and take the picture

Alliekat1008 15

Saturday 17 October 2015 14:49

Shame on him. You don't deserve that kind of thing and neither does your children

iam2fat4u 15

Thursday 24 March 2016 6:25

Shouldn't be going in his phone that's what you get

Biker187 13

Monday 8 August 2016 18:05

Get some one to call & give them Dr. results on STD. Play with their mind

lgard 17

Thursday 8 December 2016 23:01

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard, what an asshole!!

Brittanie Torres 11

Friday 27 October 2017 9:48

I say it’s time to divorce his ass. You don’t need that shit in your life

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