Intimacy: Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning,...

By ashlee - 31/08/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML

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Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 04:00

Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML

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By PapaW - 01/11/2013 07:01 - United States - Lehi

Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

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By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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By jackie89 - 10/08/2014 19:26 - United Kingdom - Redruth

Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

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By melissa1028 - 18/10/2014 02:23 - United States

Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML

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Mama's Boy

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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DontTouchMe1548 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 23:32

KICK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

ChristyCarnegie 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 23:37

Wow! Text her back and say, "Are you planning to breathe tonight *****" Omg I hope your husband gets major karma and his 'Boss' too.

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Alaskarocks 0

Friday 26 August 2011 13:31

Did he go??

dede9_fml 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:11

S"hes got the wrong number, shes got the wrong number, shes got the wrong number..." sucks, sorry :(

heralynn1011 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:36

Should've texted back " No way ho, nice picture though"

Nighthawk143420 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:33

divorce the two timing ****?

husky22 0

Friday 3 February 2012 2:27

omg divorce the cheating jerk!!!!! i feel bad for u and ur kids

ex_ff 9

Thursday 23 February 2012 7:00

Sounds to me that you have plenty of material for the divorce lawyer.

GelliE212 7

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:48

This is past an Fml. So sorry to hear. :(

chinagirl3343 8

Thursday 26 July 2012 6:43

Hope u got a copy as evidence and took him for everything what a jerk!

blackwidowtaco 31

Wednesday 21 August 2013 21:37

No matter what the circumstances were, cheating should not be condoned whether his boss was a male or a female. If an individual is to the point in their relationship where they are that dissatisfied with their partner then they should either end things or file for a divorce. Sorry this happened to you op.