By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
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bibbster18 11

Hey man, you never know maybe she likes that kind of stuff.

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gribbles 12

Haha! Force of habit. I constantly find myself yelling corner when walking around corners no matter where I'm at.

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beckyxD 13

I'm waitin' for the FML that says "Today, I went on a date. Everything was going well...until it was time to get into his car and he pushed my head down like a criminal getting into a police car. FML." xD

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igetitincum2win 11

Your just lucky she doesnt get arrested alot,resist arrest and "out of habit" kick you in the face from bringing back memories of being put in the cop car.

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rebelliousshroom 12

Haha, that's hilarious! Imagine her confusion followed by sudden understanding of what just happened. I hope you saved that one well OP, you could have easily.

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mottomotto 9

if I was her, ill let u do whatever you want with me but under one condition...you have to promise me you will use weapons. :)

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lilponkbunnies 4

This is the best thing i've seen all day

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lylid 2

Aw, that's cute! In a weird way.

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daybar12 8

At least you opened the door for her! No one does that anymore. This isn't even bad. I'd think it was funny if my date did this.

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