By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
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bibbster18 11

Hey man, you never know maybe she likes that kind of stuff.

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gribbles 12

Haha! Force of habit. I constantly find myself yelling corner when walking around corners no matter where I'm at.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Did you give her a pat down and tell her she has the right to remain silent before-hand?

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noisebox 1

You'll probably taser her soon too, cops like doing that just as much as pushing the head down or if they don't put their heads down.

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HeartOfLead 24

A bit soon for forplay don't you think?

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license2chill 5

Did you put her in the back seat as well? Lol

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Everclear92 2

At least you opened the door for her....

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southernbelle808 2

That would've been the best date ever if I were her. Too funny!

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greeneye_fml 12

I would find that hilarious if I were the girl.

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