By spark - 27/08/2014 17:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
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Brooke5702 13

Swiper no swiping Swiper be wiping

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xR3cKl3sSx 12

I guess you can say you were literally tired of them stealing your windshield wipers.

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christian1509 21

You must've pissed someone off if they've stolen your windshield wipers on multiple occasions xD

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MandyMeow_fml 18

Why don't you just take them off before going to bed then snap them back on in the morning when you leave? It really sucks that someone keeps swiping them from you.

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PoisonOrchid 21

I had the sane thought. Its a bit obnoxious to have to do that, but its better than continually buying new ones.

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Enslaved 36

Nah, better to catch the thief in the act and beat their ass so they never do it to another person's car!

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LowExpectations 30

Why do I get the feeling that if OP did that, then the next day their car will be on cinder blocks.

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PoisonOrchid 21

True, #35. OP might not wanna keep buying new windshield wipers for however long it takes to catch the thief, though.

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tanabanana13 14

That sounds like a time-consuming hassle :(

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expertsmilee 26

Spongebob voice, "How does this keep happening!?"

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maximus_prime 24

It's the spoons I tell you, it's those spoons, run for the hills!!!

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cakefete2 30

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Neighborhood terrorized by criminal known to authorities as the "Wiper Swiper".

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palestine4life 7

Move to a new area? This isn't an FML. This is just stupidity.

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