Transportation: Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row,...

By spark - 27/08/2014 17:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 17:20 - United States - Tacoma

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML

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By firebombtimEFUCKERS - 29/09/2012 16:32 - United States

Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By vikingunicorn - 03/02/2011 12:52 - Canada

Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML

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Brooke5702 13

Wednesday 27 August 2014 23:45

Swiper no swiping Swiper be wiping

xR3cKl3sSx 12

Wednesday 27 August 2014 23:45

I guess you can say you were literally tired of them stealing your windshield wipers.

Comments

cjwayy 22

Thursday 28 August 2014 0:23

Sounds like it's the same person who is stealing your windshield wipers.

akorpija 12

Thursday 28 August 2014 9:43

No, it's definitely not.

gracehi 31

Thursday 28 August 2014 0:25

The real reward is pissing you off. MWA HA HA!

jamawe 5

Thursday 28 August 2014 0:27

Need to get a little camera to live feed to your computer. Usually thieves start small before moving on to more risky steals.

vlalam 24

Thursday 28 August 2014 0:42

lol, at least u got a good sleep..

dabears1011234 27

Thursday 28 August 2014 1:07

You suck

buckdharma 37

Thursday 28 August 2014 2:44

Replace your windshield wiper fluid with piss, and don't fall asleep this time.

fsomelife 26

Thursday 28 August 2014 2:53

We don't need windshield wipers anymore in California. :(

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 28 August 2014 3:39

Who needs windshield wipers that badly? I guess rain ex will be your best friend

anticulas 12

Thursday 28 August 2014 4:46

I have to assume that you've never been in a torrential downpour. Wipers save your life. 5-10ft viewing distance with a viewing angle of 30-40° is horrid.