By woahheylex - 25/06/2011 14:21 - United States

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML
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By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
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Keyman1212 14

Let's hope that the cops didn't have anything important going on, because "strange noises" is pretty low on the totem pole of importantness. Just made that word up. **** yeah.

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chiddy_bang71 0

success kid: make up word on fml, comment gets thumbed up 11 times. **** yeah.

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gamegeek42 6

should of just grabbed your gun!

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Stupend0us 7

Assuming OP has one. But this is also 1 reason I own a gun. The cops can never get there as fast as you can get you're gun.

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Tadeusz_fml 5

The likeliness of someone actually being in his cellar is not really high enough to justify 13,500 murders a year through firearms, but if they wake you feel slightly less paranoid, knock yourself out.

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bleedlikeagod 6

guns don't kill people, people kill people. A responsible, armed Citizen is going to have a much better chance of defending himself if he has a firearm. And if guns were illegal I can guarantee you that the criminals are still gonna find ways to get them.

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BkkMan13 0

check the basement BEFORE you call the cops dumbass!

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Futacy 29

If he would of checked the basement and found a creepy guy there then he would've been shot before he could get to the phone, dumbass! And that's not even the point.

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dgr8ing 0

It's retarded that someone would just call the cops, wait, I just herd a drop! I GOTTA CALL THE COPS!!!! only a moron wouldn't check.

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calebobadiah 0

luv dee pic mon.

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SemperFi1019 0

That sounds like the Jacksonville, NC cops. My boyfriend and I had someone sneak into our apartment and take our laptop while we were upstairs. We called the cops as soon as we found out and it took them easily 30-40 minutes to get there.

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a_nutritionist 10

...yeah and? the person was gone. why would they prioritise that report? of course they took a long time, when the entire thing was over anyway. there are higher priorities than "someone took my shit while i was out".

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TamMeJean 3

those cops do suck. I hated having to deal with them when I lived there.

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alexxss_fml 10

see they knew you ordered pizza instead of doughnuts. paybacks a bitch.

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transilvanianson 3

he didn't check because he's not an idiot like you see on tv now-a-days

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hannahtaskey 9

This FML wasn't to get people to tell you that you shouldn't have called the cops, it was to show how much time cops take to answer a call.

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