Money: Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty...

By Jeepers - 29/06/2009 14:30 - United Kingdom

Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty tight for cash at the moment I was pretty excited. I then tried to withdraw it to be told that I can't have a penny of it because I didn't register my card details first. FML

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You deserved it 41 899

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By shouldagone2work - 24/09/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML

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You deserved it 4 730

By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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That was short-lived.

By adc2502 - 02/02/2018 11:00

Today, after getting my first debit card, I spent £60 on porn online. My mum made me print off a statement at the ATM as she wanted to know where my money had gone. She saw everything and cut up my card. FML

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You deserved it 8 591

Dopamine rush

By thiscantbereal00 - 07/01/2022 14:02

Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML

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You deserved it 3 691

Rolled

By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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You deserved it 53 670

By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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You deserved it 27 584

Risky gamble

By Anonymous - 01/11/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, I did the most idiotic thing someone living with their parents could possibly do. I made a separate online casino account in my mom's name (just her name, my email, phone number, etc.) When I deposited from my bank account, the site got suspicious, and is now making me and her sign a document to get the money out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40

You deserved it 738

A tax on irresponsability

By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 06:00

Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML

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You deserved it 1 344

Addict

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 754

You deserved it 20 869

annedroid 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:40

Maybe you're tight on cash because you're gambling it away?

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:45

Dumbass! You deserve it.

Comments

ashmash 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:31

The reason you have to register your card first is because it's most likely a scam. They will steal money from your credit card, regardless of whether you win or lose.

quadracer111 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:59

You Cuntfuck

novellover63 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 13:09

That's extremely rude. >:(

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:18

Exactly. You obviously can't handle money.

ergo_fml 13

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:49

What are you doing gambling when you are tight for cash? Desperate. Desperate and stupid.

danimani_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:55

Gambiling can and will ruin your life. Especially online gambiling.

R3TROxLOV3 32

Tuesday 30 June 2009 10:06

Okay let me get this straight. You're tight on cash, and you decide to solve this problem by gambling? Are you starting to see why I have no sympathy for you? YDI for being an idiot and wasting money you can't afford to lose.

Uvula 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 10:12

You remind me of roman..

novellover63 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 13:11

Dang, everyone, you guys are jerks. Mean comments don't help. FYL. Sorry about rude people.

miss_california 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 13:17

#41 he obviously meant "in american MONEY", which certainly does exist.

L0veh8te 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 15:39

I Call BS on this on cuz it Kinda dont make sense, Dont you have to bet money to win money. So if you didnt register in the first place how could you bet. Plus You lost money that you didnt have in the first place, but either way your A Dumbass.....