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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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You deserved it 2 315

By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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By Leauge - 28/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML

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You deserved it 311

By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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Get out

By wtf - 14/03/2011 04:07

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML

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lexiieeex3 32

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:04

At least they didn't take your boyfriend.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:05

You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal.

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Ozuru 11

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:08

Sorry OP, but I think your boyfriend would feel bad too. Some people are just heavy sleepers, he probably feels really bad for sleeping through it.

ajeppsen 25

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:09

Tell him to watch the house during the day and sleep at night. Or tell him to get a job to help recover everything.

MolesterStallone 13

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:13

Then the robbery will happen at night.

glitchez 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 1:21

What if he was a night shift person? And was sleeping during the day when that happened?

crankawank 19

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:10

Well not EVERYTHING is gone, assuming he's sleeping on a bed or sofa or something. If the robber managed to get him on the floor to take what he was sleeping on, then your boyfriend can sleep through the goddamn zombie apocalypse.

ajeppsen 25

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:10

Tell him to sleep at night and work during the day. Or tell him to get a job to help recover everything.

ajeppsen 25

Thursday 23 August 2012 10:20

Sorry I didn't mean to post that twice

dansythomas 6

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:11

Looks like it's time to tell your boyfriend goodbye! If he ever wakes up...

Zomg_Okay 26

Thursday 23 August 2012 1:29

I've seen a lot of stupid things on this website, but recommending a break-up for SLEEPING? Really?!

ShyAnn29 14

Thursday 23 August 2012 2:10

That's the dumbest reason for a breakup!

Mearemoi 14

Thursday 23 August 2012 3:03

Are you implying that he might be dead? Of course he'll wake up.

IgnatiusBaseball 21

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:12

Hopefully he never has to protect you...

briancallahan 3

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:17

Let's hope he's not like that around a hungry infant

FuzzyJack 15

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:17

He sure is a heavy sleeper. Be glad nothing happened to him.

kimg0885 23

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:23

They knew your boyfriend was worthless, so they left him.

spacemanspiff78 7

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:24

Obviously a good dog trumps your shitty boyfriend.

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