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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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You deserved it 2 010

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 813

You deserved it 4 073

By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 977

You deserved it 2 413

By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 435

You deserved it 2 560

By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 715

You deserved it 295

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 661

You deserved it 5 912

By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 133

You deserved it 2 315

By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 863

You deserved it 4 311

Very smart

By Leauge - 28/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 444

You deserved it 314

By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 656

You deserved it 2 161

Get out

By wtf - 14/03/2011 04:07

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 555

You deserved it 8 972

lexiieeex3 32

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:04

At least they didn't take your boyfriend.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:05

You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal.

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SataN201 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 10:43

bet he lashed yer shit, got wasted, then took a nap

sdj215 19

Thursday 23 August 2012 14:02

Sorry to say it, but he robbed you or it was his friends.

Steffi 26

Thursday 23 August 2012 16:48

Everything? He was sleeping on the floor? Did the robbers move him off of the bed, or some other furniture item(s)?

noisebox 1

Thursday 23 August 2012 17:47

Your in a relationship with a tool...

Special_Psycho 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:32

I guess they thought he wasn't worth the energy of stealing. Could be worse though, they could've taken the ceiling and walls.

ganjaone 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:59

Ur boyfriend is automatically a suspect

bryan788 29

Friday 24 August 2012 9:03

i know it sucks but that is skill robbing a house and not waking him up.

CeltyStark 3

Friday 24 August 2012 13:58

I would be so pissed at my boyfriend if that happened to me but he's a light sleeper but at least your boyfriend is safe, isn't that what matters most

laceylace 1

Friday 24 August 2012 21:33

U still have ur bf but now its time to work even harder and refurnish the house. If you choose to stay there :/

KrazyKatLady 0

Thursday 6 September 2012 9:17

I'm not to surprised, a couple of Years ago my mother and I came home to find the house had been broken into while my 14 year old brother apparently slept through the entire episode because he had stayed home from school that day.....