Animals: Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see...

By Tom - 10/03/2011 11:09

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

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By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 20:24

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

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By Doggy... - 10/11/2011 05:56 - Australia

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

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By Why Me - 20/10/2014 03:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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Karen has concerns

By go away karen! - 29/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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By jaydiv - 22/11/2009 09:15 - Australia

Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML

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Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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CAPTmok 7

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:00

Good thing...... now call the cops

MzKylz 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:03

I would go n shit on his doorstep then.. lol

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mustangdude44 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 21:54

how is this an fml?? all u said was u caught ur neighbor crapping on ur lawn... this isn't an fml

skulluks 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 22:04

I hope you donkey punched him.

roryrobotic 5

Thursday 10 March 2011 22:08

whose*

mgates27 3

Thursday 10 March 2011 22:39

shoot him in the ass with a paintball gun

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Thursday 10 March 2011 22:39

haha agreed

Miss_Random 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 22:55

Ah yes, because if I found a pile of shit in my front yard I would think "Oh, my neighbor's toilet must be broken or drugged out on heroin." Of course OP is going to assume it was a dog ******** in his yard! Dog shit and human shit look very much alike. And OP, call the cops.

tboudre 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 23:06

I want to do the same thing. one reason I don't have a dog is that I don't like crap in my yard & I don't like picking up crap. now, I hope it IS a dog!