Animals: Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see...

By Tom - 10/03/2011 11:09

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

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By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 20:24

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

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By Doggy... - 10/11/2011 05:56 - Australia

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

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By Why Me - 20/10/2014 03:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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Karen has concerns

By go away karen! - 29/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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By jaydiv - 22/11/2009 09:15 - Australia

Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML

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Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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CAPTmok 7

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:00

Good thing...... now call the cops

MzKylz 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:03

I would go n shit on his doorstep then.. lol

Comments

ramboman19 8

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:28

So it wasn't the heroin addicts dog that was dropping a deuce on your lawn? LMAO

sabresrock 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:31

epic

undeniablykris 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:32

Sounds like a pretty shady neighborhood if you have a known heroin addict living next door. I imagine human feces on your lawn is the least of your concerns...

BlargHonk 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 19:38

So the person is addicted to female heroes?

sillyteddybear16 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:32

oh... ew.

seventy5cent 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:41

put that sh*t on YouTube!! ;)

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 11 March 2011 4:30

I lol'd. BTW *whose*

Ameeleeya 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:46

stop pissing him off dude, litterally.

ChrisLTC 3

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:00

Man, that's a really shitty of him!

teacher25 3

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:22

maybe your neighbor thinks of himself as a dog.

john7h567hgrd 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:26

I think of myself as a car... *meow meow* *licks paw*

OCDC 9

Thursday 10 March 2011 19:53

I wasn't aware cars meowed.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 10 March 2011 22:54

LMAO ^

mrbungles 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:26

This video screams YouTube.

teacher25 3

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:27

oh, you mean a cat! you put car:p

heathersmorin 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:33

I'd totally leave a flaming bag of shit on his door step, ring the doorbell, and hide. Then you watch him stomp it!! Second option is calling the police. That's always your best option in this situation.