By Tom - 10/03/2011 11:09

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML
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MzKylz 0

I would go n shit on his doorstep then.. lol

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Lililthx 7

Who's or Whose? I'm French, but i'd have chosen "Whose". Someone?

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ChrisLTC 3

I'm pretty sure who's is correct as in "who is ******** on my lawn" I think whose is used as in "whose god damn dog keeps ******** on my lawn?"

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ChrisLTC 3

I mean whose would of been correct as you say :)

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docscientist 9

Yeah, whose is the possessive form. Who's is just the contraction of who is.

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Lililthx 7

Thanks! Seeing what the author wrote, I definitely would have put "whose". That was the English lesson of the day! :D

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Whose would be correct in the post. "To see who is dog keeps..." makes no sense. Possessive pronouns have no need of apostrophes (his, hers, its, whose, etc.).

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cptmorgan15 2

Big deal. Here's what you do. Let the shit dry out and harden. Break it down into crumbs. Then, when he/she's not home, break into his/her house and put it in their food: cereal, oatmeal, sloppy joe mix, ice cream, etc. The opportunities of doing something awesome are endless.

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riley322 0

Or...take said shit crumbs, and place them in a baggie. Call the douche bag neighbor, explaining that you just scored some primo smack from your "guy," and you got a couple of girls over who want to party. When he comes running to your door, open the bag, then the door. As he stares at you with a bewildered look, blow the shit crumbs into his face, and slam the door. Problem solved.

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atomicbaboon 0

why not shoot him and then call the police?

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khaya 9

Bribe him with heroine to stop doing it, an air tight plan in my book.

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noname5067 0

Dog ***** are very different from human *****.. How could you not tell the difference?

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Hippie6 0

hahahahahahahahaha omfg fyl annd ure lawn bro!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha

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allmidnighteyes 10

He may be on heroin, but at least he's eating. He's a healthy addict.

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satanstolemysock 11

*whose And how on Earth could you not tell the difference between human crap and dog crap? Unless heroin addict crap looks like dog crap...

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melbadelb 0

my thoughts exactly :)

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