Miscellaneous: Today, after sleeping in, I finally sorted through a stack of...

By Nic - 17/11/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, after sleeping in, I finally sorted through a stack of mail I had been putting off and I found a Jury summons. Thinking it must be coming up soon, I checked the date, my appearance is scheduled for 7:45am on November 16th. Today is November 17th. FML

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By Silentshdw13 - 14/03/2016 23:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, after moving back in with my parents, I found out they had held on to a chunk of mail still being sent during the time I had been changing my old address. Included was a summons to jury duty. FML

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Out of the frying pan…

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, I came home after spending two days in the hospital for suicidal ideation and found a summons for jury duty in the mail. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 23:32 - United States - Herndon

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML

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Fair and balanced

By Sorry Dad! - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my family has begun preparations for my dad's birthday party. We figured out that the closest date that will work is the fifth of June. Also today, I got a letter in the mail. I have jury duty. Take a wild guess what day it's on. FML

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By novapine - 01/10/2013 08:34 - United States - Staffordsville

Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML

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By CWoah - 14/09/2009 15:17 - Canada

Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML

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The jury's out on this one

By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 11:03 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I start my second week of jury duty. I was only supposed to do one week of jury duty and then go on a week of a pre-paid vacation. Instead, I’m required to go back to court this week, I’m spending my evenings doing my regular job, and I lost nearly $1,000 that I pre-paid for lodging. FML

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By That_Indian_Guy - 15/11/2014 13:25 - United States - Oviedo

Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML

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Contempt of court

By Just my luck - 17/06/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, it's been several weeks since I unfortunately had to tell my grandpa that I wouldn't make it to his birthday party due to jury duty. It's now the day before, which also happens to be his birthday, and I just discovered that I was excused due to them having extras and replacing me. Too late now. FML

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Slip of the tongue

By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 10:00

Today, I had to help pick a jury for trial. I had to do a roll call to make sure that everyone was present. I stood up in front of a packed courtroom and said, “Okay, I’m going to do a roll call to make sure that everyone is here and pregnant.” FML

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ForestFire0 1

Tuesday 17 November 2009 12:22

Maybe you should try being a functioning member of society who opens her mail when it arrives.

Gizmo3K 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 12:06

You should have checked the envelope. Important mail like that is usually marked so you don't ignore it.

Comments

Geraldinehoney 11

Saturday 7 February 2015 4:11

I am sure if u call they would be understanding they wouldn't exactly be thrilled but if u just explain they would understand just don't be one of those people that never calls to explain cuz then they will get mad

yosico22 16

Thursday 16 July 2015 5:29

But the date that you made the post was on November 16th at 10 pm. Liar.

GAeroNKissR 26

Wednesday 9 September 2015 8:06

ugghh, I hate mail...I often leave it in piles & let it stack up - which makes NO sense because then I just have a STACK of freaking hate to go through, lol But otherwise, I am a completely responsible & contributing member of society, lol Sucks about the summons though...not sure what happens if missing that - yikes!

GAeroNKissR 26

Wednesday 9 September 2015 8:10

My favorite humorous response to get out of jury duty: When they ask why you would be a good candidate, respond excitedly that you like to play God with others lives, LoL