Intimacy: Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she...

By mynameisnotdrew - 17/02/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML

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By ADT - 09/02/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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By undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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Confusing love triangle

By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2020 08:01

Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML

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Good question

By Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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Memory man

By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:13

i'm really sorry bro - Drew

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:14

oic

Comments

dazzlingstar1987 0

Friday 5 February 2010 6:36

yikes, she's def cheating- why else would she get ur name wrong

r_bowen10 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 8:23

Omgaw! Too funny! That so sucks. I've done that before and I wasn't cheatin. Give the girl some slack

SkyWriteReader 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 10:54

Hahaha! I bet she was thinking: "Damnit I was trying not to say Drew either!" XD But still, sorry dude. That really sucks. (Note to self: always make sure I'm saying the right name. XD)

heypeoplezzz 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:52

Maybe it was her ex-boyfriend. People offen make that mistake if they were really into their boyfriend or girlfriend and they dumped them and they were really sad. It's a sign they're getting over them. You shouldn't dump a prefectly fine girlfriend just because she's getting over her ex. Hope you lisern to my advise ;)