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By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By StrawberryJuicey - 13/12/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By fmll - 17/12/2011 13:17 - Norway

Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 00:51 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

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Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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haweb 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:01

If it was a while ago then maybe it's from his previous girlfriend. Could be that it was under his bed or somewhere else and he had just recently found it. Or maybe he's trying to get you to break up with him. *shrugs* Pick your favorite explanation.

Anonanimal 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:11

Love how you ever so casually managed to put in your bra cup size there

Comments

DoNotEnter 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 21:01

Who would cheat on a D with a B?!?

daaahahaha 4

Monday 28 May 2012 15:54

because they were sexy, perky Bs? Although cheaters are just messed cases. STOP THE BOOB DISCRIMMINATION

Angellic_09 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 10:33

Wow!! D cups! I wish....

1991j 4

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:49

your going to be saggy when your older. it might be a relatives. lol.. fyl

burro_fml 6

Thursday 15 December 2011 0:01

Oh yeah? Well I'm a Double D! *pawned*

hiddenpoet 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:42

Well at least if he did cheat you can take solice in the fact that he downgraded

someguyfromnc 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:19

Could it be a joke?

daaahahaha 4

Monday 28 May 2012 15:51

1. Big boobs does not equal fat. 2. Boasting about having big boobs and being skinny means you most likely are fat or ugly or just insecure about something and feel a need to post this online to randoms. 3. Every cup size can be ******* fantastic. Going from D to B ain't downgrading. Ds are best on a bigger, curvier type body. B's best on a smaller, slimmer type body. Both can be hella sexy. Small boobs can be sensational and need more credit. 4. Big boobs aren't always that great. Saggy Ds on a fat chick with a fat tum who has Ds because she stuffs herself, or perky A cups on a slim, fit, toned chick..... which would you take? 4. People that cheat don't necesarily do it because the person was 'hotter'. Cheaters cheat because theyre really just messed up people with issues. OP could be a curvalicious stunner with amazing Ds and the girl he cheated on could be a stupid skinny little **** who likes to steal people's BFs. Open your minds, people.

_awwhellnaw_ 45

Thursday 15 January 2015 9:13

1. All I'm gonna say is this: boobs are literally balls of fat. 2. Just don't. If I wanna brag about the size of my boobs in relation to the rest of my body, i will. 3. I agree with this. Boobs are boobs and boobs are great. 4. See point one. 4. (er, the second one) Puh-lease. OP's boyfriend cheated and he's the dick. Don't try and shift blame to the other woman. We don't know what circumstances led them to be there. Drunk one night stand, he picked her up and didn't tell her he had a girlfriend, whatever. The blame does /NOT/ fall on the other woman because OP's boyfriend chose to do that. Don't **** shame. Don't skinny shame. Open your mind.