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OMG, that's hilarious!!
Vampires are pretty damn sexy, regardless of the existence of Edward Cullen.
Bram Stoker, Anne Rice > Stephanie meyer. I used to like twilight. Read it before it was near popular and now it's gone to shit. My sister is an obsessed fangirl who is convinced she is going to marry Rob Pattinson. I sympathize with the OP. Twlight book burning anyone?
*is laughing so much over here* This is awesome XD For what it's worth, I do have to give Twilight credit where it's due - yes, it raised expectations to a point where it's absolutely absurd, but that being said, it reinforced some basic expectations in general: when they say they want an Edward (aside from the bizarre stalkerish, controlling and posessive bullshit) I expect what they want is chivalry, devotion and someone to think the world of them, which I don't think is unrealistic or unfair, really. And if it is, well, I don't blame them for wanting a fictional character. But what this chick said... "I wish you were a vampire"... may not be that kind of thing at all. Maybe she wants someone who sparkles, feels ice cold and rock hard, who burns with the desire to kill her and is so strong that he can't sleep with her without destroying her one way or another. Yeeeeaaaaaaah. Leave that well enough alone, my friend. Also, #20 (Luckster) is totally right. SMeyer's vampires follow the same trait as the books - they are made to be obviously perfect, designed so that the only option is the inevitable "happily ever after" and everything is provided so that that end can be met with minimum effort. Apparently she (SMeyer) actually said she gave the characters as little personality as possible, so the readers could make up their own. I can't believe that kind of **** up was actually INTENTIONAL. What kind of writing is that? If we wanted to make up characters, we'd write our own ******* books. **** you, SMeyer. Find another career path.
Oh my God. ******* "Twilight" is taking over the goddamn world. I'm thinking about drowning myself just so I don't have to hear about the "Twilight" shit any longer. Oh, but wait, I'll probably end up hearing about it in hell, too, huh? Shit. Just be happy the girl bailed -- maybe she ended up getting hit by a car or something. Or! Kidnapped by Edward ******' Cullen. -_-
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Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.
And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.