Kids: Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her... - FML

By Taylor - 20/07/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML

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Preference

By Windstar - 07/04/2009 07:32 - Canada

Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML

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By FirstDaddy - 16/06/2014 21:38 - United States - Southfield

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

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Mommy issues

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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Starved

By LoveMeMother - 20/09/2018 05:00

Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML

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Mystery man

By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By yingyang2 - 06/01/2011 02:19 - United States

Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML

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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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Is it not your baby as well?

By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 05:03

Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML

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Daddy's girl, heartless father

By what? - 13/01/2022 23:01

Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML

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hannahtaskey 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:14

Kids say stuff like that all the time. it doesn't mean you're not a better parent. :)

BeatlesObsessed 12

Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:15

Daddy's little girl. :)

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Ashtondunbar 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:40

No need to worry, it's just her Electra complex which should pass in a few years:)

AlexRen 21

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:43

it's cause little girls love there dad more, I'm a mommy's boy:D

ayooBrandon 12

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:45

you always tell her to the truth

FMijnLeven 11

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:45

Hahahahaa. Kids are soo modest. :D

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:49

My 5 year old daughter has a list showing the order in which she wants people to die - younger sister first, then mommy, leaving her and me. But the joke's on her - I still won't watch that ******* Barbie DVD with her.

Cleao18317 11

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:51

Hey atleast she loves you..one way or another..haha

baseballlegitly0 2

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:02

i love my mom but shes a bitch to me and treats my sister like shes sent from heaven so i connect better with my dad

baseballlegitly0 2

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:02

i love my mom but shes a bitch to me and treats my sister like shes sent from heaven so i connect better with my dad

iwenttherebuddy 0

Monday 15 August 2011 11:32

same thing >:( thats why I'm a daddy's girl :)

bfflrhea 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:31

ehh its probally just a fase

bfflrhea 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:32

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Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

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Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

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Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

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Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

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Today, I embarrassed myself and my husband at the wedding of one of his rich cousins by trying caviar for the first time, finding it unbearably disgusting, choking, spitting it out all over the table, and downing three glasses of water to stop myself coughing. Now they think I’m common as muck. FML

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Today, my mother told me she's planning on taking the next two weeks "off". She is unemployed and on disability, and spends her days on the couch watching Netflix. Off from what? FML

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Today, I had to throw my 16 year-old out of the house. Apparently, secretly have sex and aborting my grandchild was something she thought was acceptable. FML

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