Miscellaneous: Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked...

By nottililgirl - 04/09/2009 03:24 - United States

Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML

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By pinkrazorsare4men - 16/11/2016 00:51

Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By umm... - 30/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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Friday 4 September 2009 9:14

iq tests mean shit when it comes to real life applications

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 4 September 2009 9:16

The smartest person in the world often forgets to tie their shoes. In other words, just because you're logically intelligent, doesn't mean you have common sense. That being said... what the eff. Why must you be a woman.... why

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Ret_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 20:51

high IQ =/= intelligence. I know from experience, just because you can solve a few math/literacy questions doesn't mean you can solve problems in the real world.

Xrailer 0

Friday 4 September 2009 21:22

Your IQ doesn't measure how smart you are, only how fast you're able to figure out solutions and adapt.

hbgoddard 0

Friday 4 September 2009 22:58

*GASP*, the test must be rigged!!!!! /sarcasm /facepalm

timothyD12 0

Friday 4 September 2009 23:13

you so deserve it, first of all how do you confuse an electric razor with a sound from the wall? secondly, how can you confuse analytical thinking tested in an IQ test with practical skills and knowledge, such as being able to recognize a sound of a specific machine? Thirdly, you are an IDIOT for thinking that an IQ test means that you have some supreme powers and that it makes you stand above all people with lower IQ in all situations. I'm sorry, but that just makes me wanna whack you over the head with you IQ test-book.

what_thefk 0

Friday 4 September 2009 23:36

dumb bitch

grapenutsrbt 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 0:16

You know whats hilarious? The exact same thing happened with my wife and I. We thought the bathroom fan was making weird noise even when it wasn't turned on and sure enough it was her razor that had a little wall mount in the shower left on. We had that thing on for like 3 hours.

lologirl419 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:41

I clicked YDI simply because you tried to relate this to an IQ test... so you did something stupid. Happens to all of us... Where's the "so what?" button? Put in on MLIA cause NO ONE FREAKIN' CARES!!!

the_stereotype 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 3:59

yeah, i did too. i hate when these idiots post FMLs about something stupid and then talk about their IQ or college or something like that. no one ******* cares! YDI for feeling so insecure to mention it.