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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 23:00

Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By thissucks - 20/06/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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You deserved it 546

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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Vashen 5

Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:09

kick him in the balls and tell him to get lost

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:11

When exactly did his brain cease to function, darling?

Comments

justj2010 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:36

the dude you call your bf has a deficient brain and must be detached from your life poste-haste.

awesomesauce8 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:41

if a tree falls on a mime in the middle of a dark forest...does anyone care?

IIFoxII 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 1:42

what are you talking about ??

IrishWildMan 3

Thursday 16 September 2010 7:01

Of course not! Damn mimes......creepy bastards.

Xavi89 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:42

lmfao!!!!

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:43

Break up with him before he gets you pregnant.

Titzorgtfo 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:44

I'd bet that she is the other woman... sucks for you, go ahead and get knocked up, that way you'll be on even terms

R3kli3 10

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:46

sucks

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:47

This was just before he found out that the other woman got a miss-carriage , right?

Cnote231 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:51

he got her pregnant and expects you to help? what a loser

MetalFish 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:56

if you just assume everyone is a "C U Next Tuesday", you'll find your right / wrong ratio gets a lot better on the "right" side :p

IIFoxII 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 1:24

haha that's great , but yeah u should prolly leave him , the baby doesn't need ur help

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