By Anonymous - 24/03/2015 20:52 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, after telling my audience of preschoolers and parents that I'd been performing magic since I was a kid in 1995, a 4-year-old got more laughter and applause than I did in my entire act by gasping, "1995? You should be dead by now!" FML
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lex1459 38

Kids say the funniest things. Once, a 2 year old girl I was babysitting pointed at my boobs and went "why are your apples bigger than my mommy's??" Sometimes you've just gotta laugh because that's really all you can do

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Miss_Chevious 37

You should have made her disappear in a puff of smoke ;)

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baileybutler 16

You could have said something like, "I know. I'm still here today because of my magic!"

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Eloxia 7

Kids think everything older than them has always existed. When my oldest was 4, he was appalled to learn that I didn't vote for George Washington for president.

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lilysykesss 13

But I was born in 95...so does that mean I should be dead too??

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Cslagem 10

I feel for you bro. I'm a magician as well. It's a shame that we're so under appreciated for hours of work

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TamedLotus 3

That's actually ludicrously impressive for a 4 year old to be able to conceptualize time like that! Typically the understanding of a time line comes in a little later

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Keystonestate 6

I feel special for being able to say I was born in a different millennium than kids these days. Even if I did barely make the 90s (98) lol

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Randomness90 27

I have you beat by 1 year (97 Rules!!!)

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