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By Patiently Watching - 04/03/2017 20:00

Today, after three university degrees and a decade of avoiding social media in order to make intelligent use of my time online, I discovered that giraffes are addictively mesmerizing. FML
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By I hate myself - 25/03/2025 09:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, I realized I had been staring at my phone for an hour without doing anything else. When I looked up, I noticed my mom had been standing in the doorway, shaking her head at me for a solid five minutes. I hadn’t noticed her. I wish I could use this laser focus to study for my college exams instead of wasting my time doomscrolling Instagram. FML
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iamscott 16

Had you never seen a giraffe before you discovered the Internet?

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jcash52426 5

Giraffes are cool to watch for like 10 min unless they are fighting. Otherwise they are as boring as the person watching them

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iamscott 16

Had you never seen a giraffe before you discovered the Internet?

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jcash52426 5

Giraffes are cool to watch for like 10 min unless they are fighting. Otherwise they are as boring as the person watching them

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lcupcake 2

I feel you man, I've spent more time than I'd like to admit watching April the giraffe going about her daily life.

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jcash52426 5

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Brightbulb 39

Same here Icupcake, April can steal your time away like none other. Oh, and before you jump me Jcash, I have an excellent job and work for every cent I have. That doesn't mean we have to miss out on April playing around in our spare time.

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jcash52426 5

Your probably the owners kid and he pays you a good salary to just show up and do nothing

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RichardPencil 30

You must feel far superior to those uneducated morons who are addicted to kitten videos. How mundane!

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PencilTips 19

Maybe his approach is more scientific? Wondering how this artistic piece of evolution came to be, how prominent it is and is a respected animal within its own environment. Unlike those peasants who watch kittens because they want to see furry balls make premature animal noises. Or maybe he just wants to look at a ******* giraffe because spots. Because SPOTS... are so mesmerizing...

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manda8484 17

And how did you come up with that conclusion?

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Eliiara 11

Mindless internet fun -is- what gets me through my masters degree. And memes.

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