By hahanosirr - 21/05/2011 20:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 091
You deserved it 6 121
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jvillan87 5

Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?

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hiyourcute 0

Why do I picture you paying someone to drive you down that road every night from now on?

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corrinaswan 0

either u have weird ways to ****** or you and ur boyfriend have horrible sex

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lmaoatall 6

make your boyfriend jealous and invest in a rock crawler. make your own roads op.

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mrmerino 0

well there you go. why are you complaining?

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KickItHigh 32

If your bf couldn't make you have an ******, you could've done it yourself.

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kialuvsyoo 3

Ya but some people actually want someone else to do it.

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babyd412 0

well I can't say your life sux or u deserved it. but I can say your bf life sux. lmao

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rmbaker1993 0

how were you having sex if he was driving??

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rmbaker1993 0

it's because of people like you that kids nowadays have such bad self esteem problems. I may be the definition of an idiot but you are the definition of a cyber bully and an asshole. just because I slightly misunderstood what he was saying doesn't make me an idiot. I'm sure you've done the same thing before as well. please never have children because you are NOT a nice person... nice people are the ones who have friends which is why I have plennnttttyyy of friends

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KiddNYC1O 20

46 is probably too young to understand... relax, the world didn't end...

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TheresNoEffingwa 7

it's funny because they WEREN'T having sex -.-

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lilmisslovely13 15

Look 55, I think that 53 has a pretty good point. You really don't have to be such an asshole because he didn't understand. Chill out.

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forthepainx3 0

boners is my hero on fml. so everyone who thinks otherwise, go die. cockjockeys.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Boners has a opossum. Why would he need friends? Your logic is flawed.

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broomhildo 19

No, you really are an idiot. And if you don't understand the FML, I'm not sure why you are on this site to begin with.

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PhillyEagles 0

55- you are a huge dick, why would anyone like you.

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wikkedphuka 0

i hate people like u that write gay things .... oh and im from texas! jealous? suck on this

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mmmeow 0

you need a new boyfriend

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covertsnake 0

get him a vibrating **** ring so you can both get off

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