Intimacy: Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm,...

By hahanosirr - 21/05/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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By WellOops - 18/07/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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By Lil Bro - 17/07/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Smethwick

Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML

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By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 06:40 - United States - Northbrook

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

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By you+me-clothes=53>< - 19/11/2013 17:13 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

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Sunday 22 May 2011 2:12

Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?

hiyourcute 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:20

Why do I picture you paying someone to drive you down that road every night from now on?

Comments

tomboy_girl23 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 5:31

wtf

MinnesotaMakesMe 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 16:38

Unless you somehow managed to sit on your ******** I seriously doubt this is possible lolol

Big_halla 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 16:52

Sounds like you need to go buy a new friend

Rasetsu 10

Tuesday 24 May 2011 22:51

wait...you two had sex in a moving car?! while one of you was driving?! or was someone else driving? either way, what the hell is wrong with you?! don't have sex in a moving car!

Kittehx3 0

Monday 30 May 2011 22:07

Are you serious!?!?!?! -___-

HOLYchiz 4

Friday 27 May 2011 0:00

SlickRoach 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:13

I find it kinda weird how women are more turned on by machines, I mean what guy can really compare to a Slingshot ride at Six Flags. But I do wish women would tell men what they want instead of faking it. It's only fun when both parties enjoy it and relationships should be about honesty and expressing what you feel...right?