Intimacy: Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm,...

By hahanosirr - 21/05/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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By WellOops - 18/07/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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By Lil Bro - 17/07/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Smethwick

Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML

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By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 06:40 - United States - Northbrook

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

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By you+me-clothes=53>< - 19/11/2013 17:13 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

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jvillan87 5

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:12

Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?

hiyourcute 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:20

Why do I picture you paying someone to drive you down that road every night from now on?

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PeteElMalo 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 5:31

pray your city doesn't have money to fix the potholes

ILoveTabz 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 6:13

I can only imagine the dumbass sound you made...

zuzupetalsYO 11

Sunday 22 May 2011 9:45

lmao

DaniLand 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 21:15

see comment 130

LoneStarTexan 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 6:47

Or she LOVES Transformers, and she thinks the way their rock hard robot/car parts are so sexy and big. Watch out OP MegaTrons stealing your girl!

XxGuard 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 6:55

You don't like how you didn't ****** for 3 months? There are much worse things in life than that. Now I'm not judging saying you should wait until marriage to have sex, it's your life, but get real... are you really in love with this guy wanting an ****** from him? If you really love the guy enough to have sex with him and having a want for an ******... why don't you just marry the guy. If he's good enough to sleep with, he's good enough to marry, that's the reality...- - however, if I was your boyfriend, I would kill myself laughing if you had an ****** from being in a car, I wouldn't acknowledge it as an accomplishment in your life.

joa76 3

Sunday 22 May 2011 7:48

Because getting married to someone you've only been with for a few months is a BRILLIANT idea. Somehow I don't quite believe you when you say you aren't going to judge. Some (and by some I mean most) people have sex before marriage. If you don't like it, you can wait. Don't complain when others don't. And how do you know whether she loves him or not, and why do you even care?

XxGuard 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 21:10

Yeah... and why don't a lot married people have STD's? because they wait. Keep your opinion to yourself... and make more sense of it. Read between the lines, not just what's in black and white. Besides... when you're married you love the person, it's a symbol of love. Hence the term "making love"... think about it. I've been married, if you've never been married, you don't know, and can't say you know if you haven't been on both ends of the rope.