By xtinasky1 - 07/03/2014 04:24 - United States - Spanaway

Today, after waking up, I walk into the kitchen to see my two-year-old with a blue sharpie in hand as he says, "Look mom, color!" He left no appliance or cabinet untouched in his coloring masterpiece, and I'm still trying to figure out where he got the sharpie from. FML
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Apparently mommy can't go to the bathroom, because that's where I was for a whole 2 minutes while he did it.

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sum42guy2k 6

Only thing worse than an unsupervised two year old is two unsupervised two year olds.

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shyeahh_fml 19

A common practice is using the restroom almost immediately after waking up. Being a parent doesn't exempt an individual from this.

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thenewgirl29 20

When my kid was two, as tempting as it was, I couldn't leave him alone and unsupervised to take a nap or something like this would probably happen.

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christinatabor 3

Yeah, nail polish remover works amazing as well.

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musicophilia 3

My son got black sharpie on the wood floors the other day. Came off with some methylated spirits and the steam mop. Hope that helps!

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xtinasky1 0

uh, left him alone long enough for me to take a shit. you know something everyone does. He's almost 3, and all other sharpies are put away in a closet, I have no idea where that one came from.

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xcookie_loverx 3

I could ask you the same thing. Your comment is nothing but gibberish.

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lovethesidewalk 19

Dude, never go full retarded.

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frizz101 22

Yes, because leaving a two year old alone to go to the bathroom means you're a drug addict. You don't have kids, do you?

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kirasant 19

I sure hope #140 doesn't have kids, because they clearly ate some paint chips and should lay off the drugs themselves.

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Tl471 11

Alcohol takes sharpe off most surfaces

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cherylrenee 14

I love the overly judgemental people dissing the mother without knowing the whole story. Try hairspray, OP. It works wonders.

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danjelli 4

Nail polish remover is all I can say, gets sharpie off practically everything

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royalsgrl 14

Who was watching the 2 year old while you were sleeping? Lol blame them

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cwl727 32

Mr. Clean magic eraser works great at getting the marks off.

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