By xtinasky1 - 07/03/2014 04:24 - United States - Spanaway

Today, after waking up, I walk into the kitchen to see my two-year-old with a blue sharpie in hand as he says, "Look mom, color!" He left no appliance or cabinet untouched in his coloring masterpiece, and I'm still trying to figure out where he got the sharpie from. FML
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Apparently mommy can't go to the bathroom, because that's where I was for a whole 2 minutes while he did it.

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sum42guy2k 6

Only thing worse than an unsupervised two year old is two unsupervised two year olds.

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shyeahh_fml 19

A common practice is using the restroom almost immediately after waking up. Being a parent doesn't exempt an individual from this.

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salmone_fml 3

OP just get a lot of hand sanitiser and wipe it down. Gets it off everything. As a teacher I'm good at getting sharpie off things!

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xtinasky1 0

Apparently mommy can't go to the bathroom, because that's where I was for a whole 2 minutes while he did it.

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kaablam 17

How can he get the whole kitchen in two minutes?

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WD_Stevens 22

Kids are very resourceful and very cunning

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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

#148 is right... the FML says AFTER WAKING UP. OP sleeps on the toilet?

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shyeahh_fml 19

A common practice is using the restroom almost immediately after waking up. Being a parent doesn't exempt an individual from this.

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amayasoma 19

So the child was unsupervised while you napped? Unless you woke up, checked on the child and then went to the bathroom. Either way not much fault here. Children are unpredictable. Even when you think your child is asleep they are up moments later creating mayhem.

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AshesNicole623 17

At least they're nontoxic! I know...

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ashsaunde 13

It is truly amazing what a 2 year old can do during a quick bathroom break. I feel your pain, mine has done the same thing. Don't listen to the idiots telling you to watch your kid better, you can't keep an eye on them constantly.

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Jessj958 19

Magic eraser works like a champ! I got sharpie off the kitchen table. Good luck!

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rozsrredd 16

171, it is FABULOUS, but it sadly doesn't take the permanent marker off of everything. I speak from experience. OP, I feel your pain.

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karmakat 7

Mr clean magic eraser will clean it off easily if you haven't found anything that works yet.

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CDGuadalajara 5

Well at least you can say everything is soooo bluuuuuuuue.

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isuckwithnames 22

So you took your child, assuming that is you in your pic, EVERYWHERE with you?

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Lebeaugars95 20

while in the washroom?

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1x1y 12

No, his wife probably did which is why he has no clue!

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menfearme 10

Rubbing alcohol takes off permanent marker. I have 3 kids and wood flooring. Trust me. It works.

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aschwane 1

pure acetone nail polish remover. boom.

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ashyismyname 6

Better than peanut butter everywhere like in the outlets and light sockets lol

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amorganvb 1

Try Lysol kitchen cleaner spray My kids are teens and this has removed a sharpie more than once. Good luck.

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tuffykat 8

rubbing alchol will take it off plastoc surface, try the metal too...unsure wjat to do about your wood tho!

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sthrnbell 9

That sucks too be you cleaning it. Make the baby daddy clean it up

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