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By mutantprincess - 12/01/2016 10:48 - Australia

Today, after waking up to find a large spider outside my bedroom door and screaming, waking up my mum to kill it, she then sprayed it and went to pick it up. She then informed me it was made of plastic. My cat had got into the Halloween decorations from the spare room and decided to play. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 651
You deserved it 5 510

Same thing different taste

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Can never be too safe. At least you didn't skip to burning your house down right away

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More like F your mom's life for being woken up for a problem you could've solved on your own.

Good thing fire wasn't used to kill the spider...... your whole house burning to the ground... all over a Halloween decoration!

You got pranked by your cat "classic" ;')

corky1992 33

Lmao! if it makes you feel any better I would have most likely done the same thing lol. Those thing look realistic when caught off guard.

Most spiders wont even bite you Why do people instantly want to kill them?

corky1992 33

Because they're creepy as ****

the anti-spider circlejerk on this site, and most sites, is annoying, as well as anyone who dares to break it getting downvoted to hell.

1) Phobia. I have it, though I'm getting better at managing it. 2) OP lives in Australia, where dangerous spiders are more common than elsewhere.

I don't understand it either. Just because you dislike somebody/-thing doesn't give you the right to kill them. I find a lot of people scary or disgusting, am I allowed to end their lives because of that now?

Dont bame u. Have u seen the size of Australian spiders?

I think this is one of the reasons every door in my house is always closed. My dog would ransack every room looking for food and/or bugs

Oyas12 14

considering the amount of deadly spider especially in Australia, I don't blame you one bit. I'm glad you're ok :)

It's a small spider for god's sake... But wondering how elephants are afraid of mice