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By CaptMacLeod - 26/01/2016 09:18 - United States - Lancaster

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML

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By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By :// - 04/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By Joseflloyd - 12/05/2016 04:52 - United States - Carbondale

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML

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Scotth901 22

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:42

"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"

LPac5295 27

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:48

What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?

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FemskyD 26

Tuesday 26 January 2016 19:12

Say yes, dress mature and show up at her doorstep! Then use The "sorry he couldnt make it"

Colon_Man 17

Tuesday 26 January 2016 19:22

Maybe she's holding out for a billionaire senior citizen.

hipposteve 21

Tuesday 26 January 2016 20:03

Kudos for putting yourself out there! Keep trying, one lucky girl is waiting :)

Boobookittyf96 10

Tuesday 26 January 2016 20:11

"no.. well do you have a younger sister then"?

coraline123c 23

Tuesday 26 January 2016 21:41

Aw no need to be discouraged

justanormalone 16

Tuesday 26 January 2016 22:35

Maybe she thought you were younger than your current age (assuming you have a baby face) If you don't and she knows your age then you dodged a bullet.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 26 January 2016 23:28

Baby face has its own perks

Aiden89 23

Tuesday 26 January 2016 23:38

A moment of silence for the OP, guys.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 27 January 2016 0:31

Clearly a case of mistaken chronology. This is when you ask her how old she thinks you are and when she gets it wrong you can correct her and ask for her number again. Being considered cute is also a win.