By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 767
You deserved it 6 490

Same thing different taste

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He should be thankful he even got something. I know I would be.

MolesterStallone 13

That means he watches a lot of ****...

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On the bright side for the OP at least they were having sex. Some women complain that they don't have sex very often because the man is more interested in watching ****. I would like to suggest 'The Starfish' as position number two.

Well my older sister just lost an argument. She said, "I don't think there's ever been a guy who's complained about sex straight to a girl's face. Maybe afterwards to his buddies, but never to the girl's face" after I had told her I'd never had any complaints from the guys I slept with. I win! OP don't worry too much about it. I got most of my skills from talking with my partners and putting those conversations into practice. I also learned from romance novels lol. Your man just clearly needs to learn how to communicate better. Don't be afraid to use your imagination either :) The most important thing is to not let yourself be pressured into doing things that make you uncomfortable.

Most **** movies are aimed at men, and your boyfriend probably watched those aimed at men. Lots of **** aimed at men, shows the women doing everything a man could want, and him doing little, or nothing return. Do you know the exact reason why he said that OP? Does he expect you to act like a **** star, thinking what happens in those movies, is how things are in the real World?

Ur bf is a dumbass, on the other hand if you have having amazing sex and he is yawning after then it's time to step up your game. And any woman who posted about how her bf couldn't satisfy her would be getting a tidal wave of support, so everyone saying that he should be happy for getting any needs to shut the **** up.

Surely there are better ways to let your SO know they aren't satisfying you sexually than telling them they need to watch more ****. I think most people want their SO to think they're good in bed, and can be very sensitive when told they aren't. Saying, "You need to watch more ****" is hurtful, and it will just make the other person self-conscious every time you have sex, which you'd think would do more harm than good.

So he wants you to make that dumb mouth clenching, lips peeled back, "ooo yeeeah" face/noise.. Before, during, and after.

sykout 5

Well start off by not callin it a session...

mycatsaysmeow 7

My ex was always trying to make me change positions so I'd look like the women do in ****. No, I am not a **** star, that position is uncomfortable, I'm not going to do it.

mrsmaglietta 6

the thing about **** is its completely misleading to males no women don't ****** the second you enter us there are millions of women who don't ever get to because there men watch **** and think pounding us for let's be honest for most men like at Max 10 minutes is gonna satisfy uh no all I have to say is what me and my man do I've never seen in **** and unlike those women I don't have to fake anything. tell your man he's a dipshit and find yourself a man who knows how be a real lover