By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 767
You deserved it 6 490

Same thing different taste

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He should be thankful he even got something. I know I would be.

MolesterStallone 13

That means he watches a lot of ****...

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Wtf to the people saying "omg watch more/at least he's being honest" Uh, NO. I mean I guess if you wanted to get crazy and do a handstand while pleasuring him(sarcasm), go for it.. but he's lucky to be getting any! He sounds like the sad type that stays home all day to watch it. ._.

jayhawkchik 4

No, that just means he WATCHES too much ****.

Keeping it real- F him, give him Zero and move on to someone who appreciate. He is just not the one for you, so before you get caught up w him and he crushes your heart move on. If he mentioned **** then he will want you breaking your morals to please him. Focus on someone who enjoys all of you and go all out pleasing him!!!

rldrship 0

Wow no need to watch **** to entertain me

There is good **** and trashy ****. Go more for erotica than just ****. Men want a lady by their side in public and a "**** star in bed". There is always some room for learning. You dont' have to act slutty, but, loosening up a little may not be that bad. You could also watch **** with him and comment on the men's body and get some ideas on what you want him doing to you. ;-)

Wow! maybe next time you have sex with him, you should say something insulting back like how you wish he had a better ****, or how you wish you didn't have to fake orgasms when you have sex. Why do guys want their women to be like the ******* ***** in ****? I look at it this way. You want me to do anal with you? Well, I want you to last for more than 5 minutes! You want me to deep throat you? I want you to eat me out! its give and take. If you can't fulfill my demands and needs as well as wanting me to fulfill yours, then you can go back to watching **** and cuddle up with Rosy Palm!

Precisely one of the reasons I don't like ****. Not saying I don't watch it but when a guy compares real sex to **** sex... That's a problem.

Wow, so many girls projecting onto anything that seems SLIGHTLY similar to what they've ****** up themselves. Maybe she actaully was just shit, and telling her to watch **** is like telling a new baseball player to watch the pros.

Mikeskinner 7

Try doggy style, reverse cowboy, etc.