By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:52 - United States

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Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML
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livewire1701 8

Undoing someones pants while they're asleep isn't romantic. He's a guy you could have just woken him up and told him you were horny.

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rockhound 0

It was a knee-jerk reaction. It happens to the best of us.

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teggman93 0

yea it is did u not get that e-mail blast?

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Privations_fml 3

Just because he's a guy doesn't mean you can't rape him. Never do anything like that without consent.

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vanaathiel 13

You weren't feeling romantic, you were feeling horny

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detolicious 2

I approve of your definition of 'romantic'

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misfitgirl19 0

stupid serves u ritr

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willsohn 0

you don't gotta put "feeling romantic" if you were feeling romantic you woulda lit candles tell the truth "feeling horny" :)

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vanilla2u 5

Op you pervert! xD lol

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prince122 0

I would lovvveee that. to wake up to head. yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh.

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iluhvyoohbooh 0

should have waited for him to wake up first !XD

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