By shanannygians07 - 26/01/2014 06:46 - United States - Rialto

Today, after working 12 hours, my scooter broke down 2 miles from home. I had to walk myself and my scooter home all uphill. My boyfriend and his friends drove by, honked and kept going. FML
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shanannygians07 28

For those of you who said ydi, shit I guess I did! I do have a car but I prefer to spend 3 dollars in gas a month rather that 150!! I work at a restaurant on the waterfront bartending all day so I was tired after a brutal day. When I said it was uphill, I meant uphill, not a gradual incline. It was steep! and very late at night when my EXboyfriend drove by. I certainly didnt look like I chose to walk a moped up a mountain! Thanks guys!

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LizetteBerenice 22

Time for a new boyfriend.

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soccerstar1996 18

So I guess he doesn't feel that phenomenal post-poop feeling when he's around you

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sunnyray812 42

He'll regret it when you don't answer his calls and texts for a few days.

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abhi95 31

Don't answer calls or te... Excuse me!! I think she should dump his ass. Immediately!

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b00kn3rd 14

Back in my day I had to walk to school uphill both ways in freezing -10 degrees without pants on. You'll be alright. Think of it as good exercise and laugh it off. But then next time he needs oxygen cause you're strangling him....

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fluffywaspluka 7

#13, How on earth do you walk uphill “Both ways?” Surely if it's uphill one way, it's downhill the other.

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glabberfasted 16

89 - That's the joke. I thought this was a pretty common "saying?" Like, "back in my day, we had to walk 15 miles in the snow, uphill both ways."

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slytherbitch 15

#111 - And barefoot. Can't forget that!

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ExoticWaffles 14

What a dick. If you actually decide to stay with him, you need to teach him how the **** to respect you.

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EvilLittleMan 23

The next time your wonderful boyfriend wants to ride your cooter, tell him it's broken down and that he will need to wank.

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booda44 7

Slash his tires and make him walk his car to a tire shop

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brandoneyez1 25

Not much of a boyfriend. The scooter is not ur biggest problem.

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Edumcg 24

Climb on his back with your scooter and make him walk that same uphill. I hope you are missing some info, there are a million things he could've thought you were doing. I hope your scooter is ok and not totally broken

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Set up a date, miles away from his house, and scoot off while he waits at the table. When he pays the bill, on the back of the reciept write " We're over " and don't forget to order the most expensive menu item ( truffles, gold leaf, lobster )

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