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By workworkwork - 26/11/2011 01:37 - United States

Today, after working for over ten years at a dead-end factory line, I told my friends I was going to take some business courses and land myself a real job. All they've done since is laugh, mock me, and say that if Clinton couldn't fix the economy, I have no chance. FML

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By alphafoxy21 - 05/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, after spending 8 months and $11,000 on school, I was denied a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decided to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her first job. EVER. FML

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Saturday 26 November 2011 5:40

Except that when Clinton was president, the economy was at one of it's best points in the nation's history.

may651 14

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:37

Poor Op. I would be a better friend than them. YOU CAN DO IT!!

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Fortitudine 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 9:21

The deficit was the lowest it had ever been when Clinton was in office, in fact there was a surplus. Either you're friends are completely ignorant, or those were words of encouragement

sylverdrag_fml 9

Saturday 26 November 2011 9:28

You need better friends.

me_gusta_eso 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 9:36

Real friends would support you.

Serythvalker 7

Saturday 26 November 2011 9:56

They're afraid you'll succeed and move up, leaving them behind! Do it! Become their boses!

g324 5

Saturday 26 November 2011 10:05

You should take the courses and then get yourself fired for beating the crap out of your douche-bag friends.

Reyo 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 10:18

OP, I would like to challenge your definition of the word "friend"...

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 26 November 2011 10:24

Wow, what a crab-pot mentality. FYL OP. Take those classes and GTFO of there. (If you put a bunch of crabs in a bucket, or a pot, some of them will of course try to escape. If one of 'em comes close to making it out, the other crabs will grab him and drag him back down. Hence the term.)

To_Die_For 7

Saturday 26 November 2011 13:09

This is your cue to start proving them wrong. And get better friends.

wriptidez 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 13:11

takke an interests test see what you excel at

GETBIGR 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 14:40

Clinton was president during the Internet boom. Anyone could has done as well with what he was working with at the time. Plus, there was not much conflict to speak of during his time in office. Sometimes War is necessary for our country. There are a lot smarter more informed people making those decisions. Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals.