By Anonymous - 11/01/2014 02:25 - United States

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
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nikkon416 13

Was the caller having a heart attack?

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Dre27 20

Who knows, maybe it was someone dying but the Mcrib gave them a reason to fight to live.

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Lasagnaa 24

I work at McDonalds too. Saying the same thing over and over again makes me do the same thing. Especially over the phone lol. FYL

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jazzy_123 20

Sometimes I catch myself almost saying "enjoy your food" or anything like that to my boss when she asks me to do something. Its embarrassing >,

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andrewturtle 16

"Could you file those documents?" "Yep, enjoy your meal!" Hmm...

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cryssycakesx3 22

cash registers used to chase me in my dreams.

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skyttlz 32

I work at dominos and I volunteer at the hospital. I have to remember whether to use "thank you for calling dominos this is Abigail" or "information desk this is Abigail"

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shyeahh_fml 19

Haha when I worked at sonic I answered my phone a few times with, "Thank you for choosing sonic!" Fortunately I caught myself after the first sentence and didn't say the entire greeting. Quite embarrassing.

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AmeliusBee 4

same :'o 2 years of doin 40 hrs a week.

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WCARlover 34

It's definitely tough when you have two jobs to keep them straight sometimes..I've had a few embarrassing phone greetings as well :p

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darcislove 18

It happens to every on now and again. OP dont worry im sure they thought it was funny in some way.

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PleaseStahp 10

Well unless you were dying because of a McRib.

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karlcolt45 19

THAT'S WHY I WAS CALLING! McDonald's just attempted to murder me

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

The whole restaurant tried to kill you? Did they poison your food specifically? Did you hear them planning this attempted murder? It sounds like you may want to talk to someone on the mental health unit.

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snugglesMcGee199 23

#33, people like you just want to watch the world burn.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Glad your head's in the game. On a related note, how can you be a dispatcher with such lack of focus?

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karlcolt45 19

I suppose that you've never slipped up on the job then pal

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twelve_oh_seven 11

Rude much? Mistakes happen get over yourself you aren't perfect either.

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skiprope 17

When I'm at home I have to stop myself from saying my stores name when picking up the phone

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