By instinct - 12/06/2013 03:06 - Australia - Doncaster East

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Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
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FacelessCruelty 12

Why fake pleasure? Why not try to teach your boyfriend how to pleasure you, instead of trucking him into thinking he's doing ok. Kind of defeats the purpose for sex.

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onesarcasticdik 8

Faking pleasure with him is almost as dishonest as cheating. Your a crappy girlfriend.

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kidsgotastinky 11

How is this an fml?

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montyss2000 4

I hate women that fake it. just tell me what I can do better. I'm a very quick learner. lol. practice practice practice

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blackcatwhitecat 8

If you fake pleasure he will never learn how to really pleasure you. YDI.

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rhevenge 19

i wouldn't have kept faking for that long. in fact i wouldn't fake at all. should have discussed ways you can both have pleasure or dump him

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Bilover96 5

Aww sweetie it's ok! But you should probably get a new boyfriend

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WhiteCrimson 23

Kind of sad to think that you would rather fake it than show him how to tickle your wildest fantasies. YDI. Well best of luck with the rest of your fake sex life. Hop you find the man that makes your toes curl.

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ragdoll316 9

God, such dishonesty. I can understand wanting to not hurt your significant others feelings but damn.

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limerx 1

Maybe she doesn't know how to have an ****** and expects her poor bf to figure it out for her. Not gonna happen! Spend some private time with your "privates" and figure out what excites you. when you can get yourself there quickly then share how to do it with him .

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