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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, after years of waiting, my mom and I finally received a check from Child Support Services. Excited, I opened it up to find a check from my dad, written out for 45 cents. Which pays for maybe half a loaf of bread. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2012 02:39 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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By Kilamo - 14/05/2018 20:30

Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML

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By thatsucks - 17/05/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I realized that my father's weekly unemployment check is more than my bi-weekly pay check. My full time job pays less than my father's unemployment. FML

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By Julia - 26/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML

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By crookedteeth - 27/08/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML

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By Natalie - 14/07/2012 16:46 - United States - Odessa

Today, my father, who's never played much part in my life, told me how proud he is of me. I choked back tears, and we hugged for the first time in years. Later, I choked back my rage when I saw he'd opened my mail and obviously planned on leeching my new-found SSI money off me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2009 13:34 - United States

Today, a mother wrote me a $130 check for babysitting her four kids for a few hours. Trying to be gracious, I said, "Wow, thank you, this is very generous!" She thought for a minute, then said, "You're right." She took the check back, ripped it up, and wrote me a new one for $55. FML

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By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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Thursday 7 October 2010 12:14

Your dad is a worthless piece of trash. Count your blessings that you don't have a dead beat like that in your life.

Avenger_fml 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:10

ask your mom for 55 more cents and you can buy a whole chocolate bar

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Yahlace 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 3:59

that can buy a whole loaf of day old bread at Jimmy John's

czalc 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:27

Now that's just mocking you and your mother. That's ******.

p3mguin 7

Sunday 13 November 2011 19:40

I'm sorry OP, I have really never experienced this before so I don't know how u feel exactly. I hope you and your mom pull through.

KataraTheBender 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 6:57

I'm sorry, that sucks

leave_it_be_love 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 5:13

Sounds like my dad. Maybe we're related? Haha

babe7260 30

Monday 4 June 2012 10:56

I'm so sorry!!!! I can't imagine how terrible that mustve been!!!!!

DjaySkar 14

Friday 1 February 2013 5:56

Yo dawg I heard you like checks. So we put a check in your check so you could have 45 cents.

fallingfalcon 8

Friday 14 March 2014 4:44

what a douche. no wonder you're mom and him aren't together

awesomecrazyboy 11

Tuesday 6 May 2014 5:13

At least you got 45 cents my dad hasent payed any money

rainbow247 4

Tuesday 8 July 2014 23:30

guys why does she deserve this

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