Work: Today, all the staff in my company were forced to attend an evening...

By yamada - 25/02/2011 10:15 - Singapore

Today, all the staff in my company were forced to attend an evening Chippendale show. Everyone in my department managed to think of a good reason to escape while I failed and no other choice but to go. I'm the only guy. FML

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You deserved it 6 714

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By Bossman Bill - 06/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2023 00:02 - India

Today, after my boss asked me to work late on a Friday and I'd agreed, thinking it would show him my dedication to the corporation, I got to the office. I realized after a while that I was the only one there, and the building's security system had locked me in. I spent my Friday night talking to our office goldfish in an empty row of cubicles. FML

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Perfect 10

By Anonymous - 20/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was alone at work after everyone had gone home and started practicing my "cool" walk for a date I was going on after leaving the office. As I was strutting around, the doors of a conference room opened to a group of my coworkers, including my boss. They hadn't all gone home, and they'd seen everything. FML

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By mypelvishurts - 23/02/2013 07:32 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML

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By Annie - 01/11/2018 22:15

Today, the CEO of my company told me the only reason I'm being sent to this huge tech conference is because the company will look better with a girl there. I'm expected to stay out until 4am with creepy rich business partners to stroke their egos. FML

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That joke isn't funny anymore

By EllenD - 15/02/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML

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You deserved it 690

By melly - 14/12/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2014 21:20 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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You deserved it 987

Unionize!

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 02:00

Today, despite over 100 colleagues agreeing to attend a protest over our working conditions, no one turned up because they were too afraid of losing their jobs. Since I was alone, I was sacked on the spot and physically thrown out. FML

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IrishWildMan 3

Friday 25 February 2011 16:07

I think "I'm a guy" would have been a pretty good excuse.

babyblue666 1

Friday 25 February 2011 16:12

what kind of a job makes you go to a chippendales show

Comments

antoinemartinez 0

Friday 25 February 2011 16:25

i was gonna go to one of those but then i remembered i have a penis

Skroal_stomper 5

Friday 25 February 2011 16:42

Dude? Don't you know anything? You go to get laid after. There are hundreds of horny women looking for a stiff one once the show let's out. Trust me it really works.

antoinemartinez 0

Monday 28 February 2011 16:51

point taken #17 i did not think of that

evildeadfan420 0

Friday 25 February 2011 16:38

"Macho macho man! I've got to be a MACHO MAN!!!"

Skroal_stomper 5

Friday 25 February 2011 16:39

10 Is right on the money. Men go to these shows to get laid after. He will have a good variety of choice meat to choose from.

iwadasn 32

Saturday 26 February 2011 2:27

People still talk about women as if they're livestock? I thought that ended several decades ago.

AmberBri 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:03

Guess some men are still pigs. ;)

AmberBri 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:05

Guess some men are still pigs. ;)

Lunasis 14

Saturday 3 May 2014 0:28

meat eh? bet your sorry ass don't get far with women

manofmerr 27

Monday 4 July 2016 8:37

87, dont copy 86. And i think of all people as meat. Long pork, to be precise.

stro88 6

Friday 25 February 2011 16:42

bro mad females gauranteed someone might try to smash with you.

atthegates 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:48

ur a guido

Heffir 0

Friday 25 February 2011 16:47

As soon as I read "I was the only guy" I was like how the hell is this an FML?!

Acousticpixie14 6

Friday 25 February 2011 17:15

You have failed, Boners. Those are the wrong chipmunks. Chip 'n' Dale are the rescue ranger chipmunks [:

finndizzle 0

Friday 25 February 2011 17:25

I don't see how a company can force you to attend an event like that. You are either a spineless piece of crap, or just a liar and wanted to make up a story to post on FML.

insertcutename 3

Friday 25 February 2011 17:37

More cabinets for you, I say. The less people there the more likely you are to get a deal on a gorgeous curio.

misstamz 0

Friday 25 February 2011 17:45

What kind of company do you work for? if going to chippendales is required, then are they hiring?

Raikougal 0

Friday 25 February 2011 17:45

Next time (& hopefully their never is a next time), just say you're planning on starting a colon cleanse that night. Trust me, NO ONE will want you to come!!!