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By gerligrl97 - 12/06/2011 18:50 - United States

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Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 122
You deserved it 12 713

Same thing different taste

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futtbuck101 1

you better get that food back

Comments

Yinky_Unbanned 0

yea he's def. balling now after everything he took :p specially the virginity :p

jklol11 0

that's one hell of a boyfriend you got there OP... O.o

jewknowit710 2
GuessWhatKids 13

HOLY SHIT OP'S BOYFRIEND ISN'T WINNING THAT JUNKIE CHARLIE SHEEN ISN'T WINNING AND NOBODY WHO MAKES CHARLIE SHEEN REFERENCES IS WINNING. IT'S OLD, IT'S RETARDED, AND IT WAS NEVER FUNNY. **** OFF, EAT SHIT, AND GO PURCHASE SOME ORIGINALITY, FUCKTARD.

GuessWhatKids 13

Yes. I have LTFIS. Low Tolerance For Idiots Syndrome.

jewknowit710 2

wow if i would have know you boyfriend had done everything op's has including no reach around I wouldn't have made a comment. and I'm proud of u learning caps lock shows alot of that pent up aggression you have in your dead end job and now with no tv. so ima say point me and match thanks for playing maybe next time labron

WallyTheWombat 0

You do know that "winning" was around before Charlie Sheen right? btw, he makes more than your paycheck when he takes a shit, I'd say that's success.

PSQ91 6

Steeling food is a total nogo.

well. at least you got something out of it.. :)

missy_lynn012 0

technically she lost something out of it.

FreebirdIII 1

Yes, she got bloody sheets, no phone, laptop, or food. She is just having a awesome day.

IHeartJimi02 0

42, just out of curiosity how old are you. your profile says your birth year is 2005. Also, not everyone bleeds their first time.

so I'm assuming he tied you down, shut your mouth and has you under a threat? and that's why you didn't call the police? YDI OP

it's just that I do that all the time, if you know what I mean. ;)

jhashj 0

you should really call the police... immediately!

Key_Of_Awesome 1