By hjgjh - 27/04/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML
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quantumoftruth 0

did you return the favour? bet you didn't you selfish bastard

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ZiggyMorrison 0

hahahahaha well depending on your age I wouldnt worry too much perhaps your 12 in which case you've got plenty of time that sounds kinda painful though did it atleast swallow?

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loveme_loveme 0

i love how the FML is that it's the first mouth to touch his penis. not that an ant bit his penis...

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theironuterus 0

You really shouldn't put ants on your dick there, chief

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Jellybones 0

That's what you get for ******* ant hills. I learned my lesson a long time ago.

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Gotz_No_Love 1

ants have mandibles, so they technically can "bite." they usually sting. this FML depends on age. same thing happened to my friend though, except it was a tick.

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omar_fml 0

wait...how did you get an ant over there?

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BluEG0pher 0

did you get that ant's number?

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italia33 0

its the most precious part of your body, how the hell did you let an ant get in there?

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anitacs9101 0

Ick, one time I was eating a popsicle with my feet in the pool, and some dripped down inbetween my legs, which sent ants attacking. I only noticed it when I felt a little tickle down there and looked to see tons of the little things crawling in and out my bathing suit.

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