By hjgjh - 27/04/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML
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quantumoftruth 0

did you return the favour? bet you didn't you selfish bastard

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ZiggyMorrison 0

hahahahaha well depending on your age I wouldnt worry too much perhaps your 12 in which case you've got plenty of time that sounds kinda painful though did it atleast swallow?

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Terilyn4500 0

how dose that even happen?

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Kel_x 0

Is everyone retarded? Ants do bite. Google it. And #4, I want your babies.

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Rach_star 0

Hahahahahahahaha!! omg. You made my day :)

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andylee007 0

wat were u doin nude? wish i was the ant.. eh eh eh

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MagicMeds 0

I actually know the person who did this fml... it speaks the truth xD

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katelove18 0

I am copletely willing to give you a ******* this way you have more than an ant to talk about

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varkey 7

1. how did an ant get into your underwear? 2. why would you want anything to put their mouth on your penis, be it an ant or a mouse or a dog or a human? nasty

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Norther 1

the first mouth to tuch mine, was a girl :-)

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MJ_Goobs_Xx 0

why was there an ant on your penis? lol

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