By hjgjh - 27/04/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML
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quantumoftruth 0

did you return the favour? bet you didn't you selfish bastard

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ZiggyMorrison 0

hahahahaha well depending on your age I wouldnt worry too much perhaps your 12 in which case you've got plenty of time that sounds kinda painful though did it atleast swallow?

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ieatunicorns4fun 3

Peete would be very upset at this

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Chick7749 0

Well really depends on your age?

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tdamore 2

why is there a question mark at the end of your sentence?

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KingreX32 21

how did an ant get on your man part in the first place? How does that happen? Where you streaking and trip and fell on an ant hill?

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morgana2764 8

Technically it wasn't even the mouth, it was its butt stinging you cuz ants dont bite. First time giving anal? Lol

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how_to_implode 17

Umm ... ants definitely bite, and they don't have stingers on their butts. You're thinking of bees there.

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tbone2018 6

It's mouth actually didn't touch your penis, it was the pincers in front of its mouth. So a person's mouth can still be the first one.

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SofiaM0517 8

How the **** does an ant bite your penis

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