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By Jules7594 - 12/06/2015 13:02 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder." That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML
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LoverWordsFood 27

Same thing has happened to me too OP. He kept saying what a full bladder I had the entire ******* time. It was annoying and painful since he was pressing down on it since he was performing the ultrasound on my pelvic area.

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mds9986 24

An ultrasound tech.

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thesmeagol 22

Urine for a long month if you keep getting piss poor compliments like that.

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truckers_wife 23

I'm surprised they didn't make you go to the bathroom first. when I had mine done they said it would give my baby room to move during the ultrasound if I had an empty bladder.

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lovelockdown23 23

I was told the full bladder made it easier for them to see the baby when I was pregnant. maybe it wasn't an ultrasound for a baby though. I had to get one done for different reasons other than pregnancy and was told I had to drink water and hold my pee. worst experience ever.

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clumsy_confused 6

you can get an ultrasound for all sorts of things and for something non pregnancy related a full bladder is preferred and encouraged.

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rocker_chick23 27

#17: There are all sorts pf reasons to have an ultrasound, not just pregnancy. When I got checked for ovarian cysts, I had to have a full bladder.

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quackImapenguin 16

I got an ultrasound to make sure my IUD was in the right place. So yeah, you can have ultrasounds for anti-baby purposes as well.

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blubje 17

Haha I've gotten the same one from my gynaecologist. He then poked at it.

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georgiastarlite 10

How does one compliment a full bladder? "Your kidneys are exceptional at filling your bladder with urine?"

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WOTAN1488 24

An ultrasound technician basically said the same thing to me once as well lol.

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S_Gnu 17

Relax, he was just taking the piss

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torig11502 11

my tech did the same thing when i got my 3d ultrasound with my baby boy.

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littleking94 14

I don't understand how this is classified as a compliment

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IDerive 12

You could have made him uncomfortable by saying, that you had a slight drinking problem so your bladder stays that way.

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DizzyDreamer90 15

I don't understand why this got so many negative votes.. clearly you're just trying to cheer OP up.

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