By catguy - 19/08/2009 09:08 - United States

Today, and for quite some time, my girlfriend has been telling me that she needs to go home each night to take care of her cat. Taking care of her cat is, it seems, an euphemism for having it off with her neighbor Tom since her cat died three months ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 629
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Same thing different taste

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Taking care of her "pussy", if you will...

tehukiso 0

This is totally irrelevant (mostly) but as soon as I read cat, and Tom, I thought of Tom and Jerry and started to miss weekend morning cartoons :(

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So, she was taking care of her pussy?

I thought that euphemism, since it starts with a consonant sound, even though it starts with a vowel letter, should be written "a euphemism" instead of "an euphemism". Then again, I'm not an English major, so I could be wrong. Any ideas?

deathmage12 0

Now, did she lie? Technically no. You just misunderstood.

ouch man. i really feel bad that u had to deal with that. it turns out people have to lie to others when they're doing horrible things. But don't worry. You'll find someone better.

ffffyourlife 0

by the way... she wasnt exactly lying when she told you she was taking care of her CAT, if you get my drift, maybe if she re-worded it you would have understood

ffffyourlife 0

oh PS sorry to hear that =[ i hate hoes hah

LameCake 0

That happened to me when my boyfriend said he needed "Space" I thought I was being a good girlfriend but as it turned out when he would need space ... he was just finding it between other girl's legs =[

billybobjoebob 0

hmm i'm gonna take care of some cats now